Saturday, May 15, 2010

Middle Finger Up

I wanna take texting in a chokehold, squeeze it until it's gasping for air and turning black and blue. Stomp on it, cut it up into tiny bits, put it in a black GLAD (the more durable the better) garbage bag and throw it into the Hudson river weighted down with 21 bricks.

I am soo annoyed by this texting phenom that words can't even express. I am tired of numb fingers caused by guys, friends even my mother who continuously want to have texting "WARS" with me.

I am tired of going out and being asked for my BBM and not my number.

I am sick of the fact that noone can ever tell my tone, expression etc through a text message.

I am sick of writing 10 messages, then spending 10 clarifying and further explaining the 10 that I just wrote.

Texting has its pluses, but lately I cant seem to find those pluses as frequently as I would like.

There is quite a few more issues I have with texting. I am currently a big text hater....and soooooooo

I WANNA SEND A SHOUT OUT AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE INVENTOR OF TEXT MESSAGES.

3 comments:

  1. LOL I was feeling like this the other day...I miss how people used to interact with one another. I was reminded of how far removed we are from personalizing our interaction when I got a text message from a company I applied to, letting me know that they had filled the position...really? I can't get a phone call/email? SMH

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  2. AMEN AMEN AMEN!!! Ohhh goodness...I've told a dude I'm removing him off bbm because its absurd to have "important" conversations over bbm/text....like wtf?!?

    What happened to phone calls?!? I'm boycotting bbm/and txt messaging!!!
    (and don't get me started on BBM blasts and mass texts...I'm cringing!)

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  3. this is how u flip the middle finger
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